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Ted Hunter, America's foremost news reporter, entered the giant distribution warehouse of Depth Charge, the biggest pornography producer in the world. "This place is absolutely vast," he said.

"It's the size of sixteen baseball stadiums," said CEO, Chuck Kulick. Following Chuck's enthusiastic prompts, Ted looked at random DVDs on his guided tour of the warehouse.

"Chuck, you've got some pretty weird stuff in here, what would you say is your hottest niche seller at the moment?" "Crustaceans."

"Crustaceans?"

"Yeah, crustacean BDSM in particular is flying off the shelves at the moment."

"What category would that come under, Chuck?" "Hardcore Prawn."

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