Wrinkles
Wrinkles stories
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Wrinkles

by bryanthomas

"Hubs, I've treated myself to an early Christmas present." "What did you get, wifey?"

"Another jar of anti-wrinkle cream." "The same brand as that empty jar in the bathroom cabinet?" "Yep."

"How much did it cost?" "Eighty pounds." "Eighty quid! It doesn't even work."

"What do you mean?" "You've still got a turkey's neck." "Turkey's neck!"

"Beauty product companies prey on gullible, insecure women like you." "Gullible!" "Wifey, I don't care about your wrinkles, I love you for you."

"Hubs, that's so sweet, I think I'm gonna cry." "Jeez, don't do that, it will only make your crow's feet worse."

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