1st Rule: You do not talk about Book Club. 2nd Rule: You DO NOT talk about Book Club.
3rd Rule: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, that novel is over.
4th Rule: Only one book to a reader. 5th Rule: One book review at a time.
6th Rule: No shirts, no shoes, no dodgy cigarettes, no drabbles, no short stories. Novellas allowed at the discretion of the management.
7th Rule: Reviewing will go on as long as it has to. 8th Rule: If this is your first night at Book Club, you HAVE to prove that you can read.