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bryanthomas
bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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'That' Question

by bryanthomas

"Hubs?" "Yes, wifey?" "Does my bum look big in this?" "Compared to?"

"What do you mean?" "I need a comparison. Does my bum look big in this compared to the back end of a ship? Or... compared to an amoeba in a thong?"

"Does an amoeba have an arse?" "Unless it shits out of one of its ears, I would imagine it does. Ask me the question again."

"Hubs, does my bum look big in this?" "And?" "And what?" "Compared to?" "You're confusing me!" "Pfft!"

"Hubs?" "What?" "That 'back end of a ship' - that was a compliment, right?" "Of course."

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