'That' Question
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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'That' Question

by bryanthomas

"Hubs?" "Yes, wifey?" "Does my bum look big in this?" "Compared to?"

"What do you mean?" "I need a comparison. Does my bum look big in this compared to the back end of a ship? Or... compared to an amoeba in a thong?"

"Does an amoeba have an arse?" "Unless it shits out of one of its ears, I would imagine it does. Ask me the question again."

"Hubs, does my bum look big in this?" "And?" "And what?" "Compared to?" "You're confusing me!" "Pfft!"

"Hubs?" "What?" "That 'back end of a ship' - that was a compliment, right?" "Of course."

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4 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Thank you! Yep, definitely a question that you don't want to be asked on a regular basis!

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4 months agoReply
This was a lovely tactical defense strategy. This question id nothing more than a trap waiting for a man to fall into. Great story!!!