Rebel With a Cause
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Rebel With a Cause

by bryanthomas

"That's forty-five pounds and sixty pence. Do you have a Clubcard?" The checkout girl said. "No, I don't."

"Would you like a Clubcard?" "Not really, I'm a loyalty card rebel. I think they are responsible for most of the evil in the world today."

"Really?" "Sure, I wrote about it in my novel: Loyalty Cards and the Downfall of Western Civilisation."

"Sounds like a riveting read," she said, warming to my cause. "Do you want Cashback?" "Nah, don't believe in it."

"Evil?" she offered. "Absolutely, grab a copy of my new novel: Cashback: The Carbuncle on the Arse of Humanity."

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