Final draft completed: Check. Professionally proofread and edited: Check.
Formatted for umpteen different versions of the Kindle: Check. Cover image and illustrations by Britain's premier illustrator, Salmonella Snodgrass: Check.
Killer blurb completed: Check. Launch date tweeted, facebooked and approximately 100 book bloggers/reviewers sent a review copy: Check.
Uploaded to Amazon: Check. Clicked 'save and publish' button: Check.
Phew! Now I just have to wait 24 hours or so...
And there it is! Whoopee! My first book sitting proudly on the Amazon virtual bookshelves: 101 Things You Can do With a Dead Budgie. I wonder if it will be a bestseller?