New Year's Resolution
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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New Year's Resolution

by bryanthomas

"So, hubs, have you made any New Year resolutions yet?" "Just the one."

"A new car, is it? I know you've been promising yourself one for a few months now." "Maybe next year."

"A widescreen TV with a surround sound speaker system?" "Probably not."

"I've got it! A new computer?" "Nope. But I am going to replace something with a newer model."

"Hmm, is it mechanical or electrical?" "Neither. It's more... kind of... organic."

"Organic? Now I'm intrigued."

"I'll give you a clue. It starts with a 'w' and ends with an 'e'." "I can't think of anything."

"Wife." "WHAT!"

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bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
8 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Thank you! Yep, a lot of things are funny when they aren't happening to yourself!

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
8 months agoReply
I have three close friends whose ex-spouse announced such a wish. Two on Christmas day and one on New Years. It is really funny as long as it isn't happening to you. Great irony!!!!!

bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
8 months agoReply
@sydney Seriously, this stuff happens! ;o)

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8 months agoReply
Awww haha