Nail Bomb
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Nail Bomb

by bryanthomas

"You can't park there," said the traffic warden. "It's an emergency," said the blonde bombshell.

"Are you having a heart attack?" "No, I've broken one of my acrylic nails."

"Some emergency. There's a car park 600 yards away." "600 yards! In these heels!"

"Drive away - now!" "I'm a hand model, I've got a photoshoot in an hour."

"I don't care about your handjob in an hour." "Handjob! You sniveling little council jobsworth, you're enjoying this, aren't you?" "More than you'll ever know."

"What am I supposed to do with this finger?" "Oh I can think of a few things, madam."

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Finish this!



bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
10 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Thanks again, bernard. :o)

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I love your posts. One must be careful to keep them politically correct. Great job!!