Love Island
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Love Island is a British 'trash TV' show.

Love Island

by bryanthomas

"Fab weather today!" said Kaytee. "Whatever," said Sondra.

"What's up, babe?" "I got with Jake last night."

"Nooo! Is he the halfwit with the muscles, tattoos and three inch high hair?" "Nope, he's the halfwit with the muscles, tattoos and four inch high hair."

"Was it any good?" "It was okay."

"A shag's a shag, right?" "The TV viewers might think I'm a slapper."

"Sondra, we'd only been on the island for a day when you screwed the cameraman and the sound guy got sloppy seconds. That ship's totally sailed, babe." "Hmm, I think you might have a point there.

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