"Jim! What the hell are you doing?" "I'm dancing, Harry."
"Why? We're in the betting shop." "You haven't seen the TV adverts? Everybody's dancing now. It doesn't matter what you're doing, you should be dancing while you're doing it."
"Pfft! Vacuous bloody nonsense." "That Lorraine Kelly's always dancing."
"I've seen the silly moo, she probably dances while she's taking a dump. Anyway, how's your ol' mum, I believe she's in hospital?"
"The whole family visited this afternoon. The specialist said she's only got a week to live."
"That's dreadful, Jim. How did the family take the news?" "We all danced."