"I'm struggling with my faith, Mum," said Anthony. "Why?"
"How can I believe in somebody I can't see, can't talk to?" "You can always talk to God."
"But is he listening? I asked him to let us win the Lotto, but we haven't." "Faith isn't about wealth, or material possessions, it's a spiritual thing."
"Picking me up from school in a forty grand Range Rover is as spiritual as it gets." "Pfft!"
"Take Satan for example." "I'd rather not."
"Hellfire and damnation sound cool." "Not to me."
"I've decided, I'm gonna tread the path to hell." "Enjoy the journey, heathen."