"I've finished my novel," said Harry. "When's it coming out?" said Jim. "I'm keeping it on ice for a while. It's on my hard drive and there's a backup copy on the cloud."
"Do you know what the cloud is?" "It's a white fluffy thing that stores data."
"Actually, it's an external server or bunch of servers that a whole lot of spooks can access 24/7." "What!"
"The CIA, the FBI, GCHQ - essentially what's yours is also theirs."
"Is there any way I can keep my novel safe?" "Only one. Copy it to a USB flash drive and swallow it."