Fluffing Her Diet
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Fluffing Her Diet

by bryanthomas

"Hey, Chubbs, how's your diet going?" said James, prodding his wife's muffin top. "It's going really well."

"I'm asking because it looks to me like you are gaining weight." "If I eat 1,000 calories a day, which I'm doing, I'm allowed a reward."

"A reward? Like a new pair of shoes?" "No, silly. Something naughty."

"Like a gangbang with the postman and the meter reader?" "No, silly. Marshmallow Fluff."

"A teaspoon is okay, I suppose." "No, silly - a whole tub."

"A whole tub of Marshmallow Fluff! Chubbs, you really haven't got the hang of this dieting malarkey, have you?"

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