Fido's Bits (A Canine Caper)
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Fido's Bits (A Canine Caper)

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"Mum?" "Yes, Michael?" "Why did you take Fido to the vet last week?"

"He had to have his nails cut." "But Dad said the vet took his knackers off." "Great."

"What?" "Nothing, Michael." "Dad also said Fido is a eunuch now. Eunuch sounds like an elf or a pixie, I think I'd like to be a eunuch."

"Michael, you do not want to be a eunuch, okay?" "But could I be?" "No."

"Are you sure, Mum?" "You could, but you'd have to have some of your bits off." "My bits?"

"Your 'boy' bits." "Umm... would that be painful?" "Ask Fido."

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