"Jeez, this turkey's like a freakin' dinosaur!" said Alan. "Stop whingeing, you wanted a fresh bird," said Kim.
"Where did you get it from?" "Some travellers were selling turkeys out of the back of a 4x4 in the supermarket car park."
"I'll take it into the living room, Grandad's carving." "Okay."
"What the hell is that!" said Grandad. "It's a turkey, Dad. Kim got it from some travellers."
"Travellers! That's no freakin' turkey! Have you seen the news?" "No, why?"
"Harold the ostrich was stolen from the zoo last night and the police suspect local travellers." "Oh shit! R.I.P. Harold."