Dough
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Dough

by bryanthomas

Jeff arrived home from work early. "Sweetie?" "Yes, hubs?" "Did a parcel arrive today?"

"You mean that bread maker that you ordered off the Internet? It's in the kitchen. It looks a bit small, you should have got one from Argos like I suggested."

"You didn't open it, did you?" "No, I haven't touched it, why?" "No reason. I'm going to try it out in the shed." "The shed! If you must."

Thirty minutes later Jeff returned holding a crisp twenty pound note.

"That's not a loaf," his wife said. "No, it's a counterfeit twenty - that's my kind of bread."

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