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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Culture Club

by bryanthomas

"I went to the theatre in town to see a play last night," said Harry. "Blimey! That's a first, you ol' culture vulture! What did you see?" said Jim.

"The Ragged Trouser-" "The Ragged Trouser Snake?" said Jim.

"Not quite. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, actually." "Any good?"

"It didn't do anything for me. I couldn't make head nor tail of it. It wasn't my thing."

"The missus has been mithering me for months, so I took her to see Les Miserables last week," said Jim.

"Did you like it?" "Nah, it just made me feel bloody miserable." "Job done then!"

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