"I went to the theatre in town to see a play last night," said Harry. "Blimey! That's a first, you ol' culture vulture! What did you see?" said Jim.
"The Ragged Trouser-" "The Ragged Trouser Snake?" said Jim.
"Not quite. The Ragged Trousered Philanthropist, actually." "Any good?"
"It didn't do anything for me. I couldn't make head nor tail of it. It wasn't my thing."
"The missus has been mithering me for months, so I took her to see Les Miserables last week," said Jim.
"Did you like it?" "Nah, it just made me feel bloody miserable." "Job done then!"