Cold Caller Gets Cold Shoulder
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Cold Caller Gets Cold Shoulder

by bryanthomas

"Can I interest you in our fibre optic broadband, Mr Jenkins?" "I've already got fibre optic broadband, thanks."

"Our broadband is ten times faster." "Than what?" "The national average."

"And what is the national average?" "Nobody knows, it's a mythical figure used for promotional purposes." "Hmm."

"Our wireless router connection is five times more stable than any of our competitors."

"Mine's already stable. How can yours be 'five times more stable' than stable?" "It just is." "How do you know?" "It says so on my freakin' script!" "Hmm."

"So, can I Interest you in our fibre optic broa-" "No."

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