Chop Sueycide
Chop Sueycide stories

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Chop Sueycide

by bryanthomas

Jin Zhou was standing above the fat fryer of The Trembling Tiger Prawn Chinese Takeaway. "I'm going to jump in!" he shouted.

"No!" pleaded his brother Gan, as he turned the fryer up a notch.

"The family business will never be ours, I must take my life!" "No!" said Gan.

"I can't do it, my love for you, my brother, is too strong."

Burly Gan grabbed Jin, punched him, and dunked him in a large vat of batter mixture. He then dropped Jin into the fryer.

Despite a golden, crispy coating, Jin survived. Gan was charged with assault and battery.

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