Brelfie
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Brelfie

by bryanthomas

"Sweetie, grab your mobile and take a brelfie of me." "What's a brelfie?"

"A breastfeeding selfie. I've been up half the night with baby Beansprout and I haven't got the energy to hold him and the phone too."

"Okay, will do." "Hold on, just gettin' me baps out." "Eh!"

"Duh! 'Breastfeeding selfie' - the clue's in the title." "Is this a good idea? You've had three kids and your baps aren't as perky as when you were nineteen."

"Get on with it." "How about sans baps?"

"No. Have you got my baps in the photo?" "Not yet, I'll try panoramic mode."

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10 months agoReply
@pluzoo Thank you! :o)

10 months agoReply
fantasticc!!

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10 months agoReply
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This was hilarious. Feminist would have a lynching for you. I love it. I showed my wife and it cracked her up too. Great job!!!