"Sweetie, grab your mobile and take a brelfie of me." "What's a brelfie?"
"A breastfeeding selfie. I've been up half the night with baby Beansprout and I haven't got the energy to hold him and the phone too."
"Okay, will do." "Hold on, just gettin' me baps out." "Eh!"
"Duh! 'Breastfeeding selfie' - the clue's in the title." "Is this a good idea? You've had three kids and your baps aren't as perky as when you were nineteen."
"Get on with it." "How about sans baps?"
"No. Have you got my baps in the photo?" "Not yet, I'll try panoramic mode."