Baby Blues
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Baby Blues

by bryanthomas

"We are experiencing teething problems with our new scanner, Mrs Smith. You won't see baby on the screen but I will print an image for you instead." "Okay."

"There's your printout." "What's that blob?" "That's baby's head."

"And that blob?" "That's another head." "And that blob?" "That's baby's third head." "MY BABY HAS THREE FREAKIN' HEADS!"

"Yes. That would come under the NHS umbrella of diversity." "I'm carrying a freakin' three-headed alien and you're talking about diversity!"

"One second, our tech guy wants a word. Apparently the printer is 'ghosting' so baby only has one head." "Only! Freakin' NHS numpties!"

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bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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@mitchel Thank you! :o)

mitchelBronze Comma"Fight it,take the pain,ignite it"
5 months agoReply
Hahahah:))) that was a good twist😂

bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
5 months agoReply
I posted it in 'humour/humor' so, yep, I'm hoping peeps find it amusing. :o) Thanks for commenting, potatosarefab!

potatoesarefabGifted Writer14 and frustrated
5 months agoReply
Oh my god... Ok.. I think it's crazy for myself to actually find this funny *insert awkward laugh*!! ...was this meant to be funny? If not.. Then I'm considered crazy *another awkward laugh*.. Oh that rhymed 😂😂😂