"Adam, have you done your homework yet?" "Duh! I've got zombies to kill, Mum."
"Playing computer games won't get you a decent job like your father has." "He's a grease monkey."
"He's a technician!" "Mum, he's a mechanic, a spanner jockey. 'Technician' is just a sexy version of mechanic."
"The 'grease monkey' helps to keep a roof over all of our heads." "Yeah, whatever."
"How are you going to afford a nice house when you're old enough, Adam?" "I'll do what all the other people do who live in the best houses around here."
"And what's that then?" "Sell drugs."