Ankles
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bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
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Ankles

by bryanthomas

"Err... what happened to your ankles?" said Andy. "My ankles? Nothing. Why?" said Joy.

"They're kind of... thick." "Thick!" "Yeah."

"Andy, a woman's body changes when she's had children." "But your ankles were the first thing that attracted me to you."

"So I'm not attractive anymore?" "I didn't say tha-"

"Yes you did! Why didn't you marry a bloody giraffe, they don't seem to get 'thick' ankles after giving birth." "Okay, I can see where this is heading. I think I'll go out for while."

"Off to the pub then?" "No, the zoo actually, I'm going to ogle the giraffes."

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@bernardtwindwil Thank you! :o)

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I loved this. I will not show it to my wife. The more you love and the longer you love, the more there is to love. Great anecdote!!!