People have lately been outraged over Richard Kickem’s lack of appreciation for the fact that people are literally dying every second.
He should be mourning with every blink of his eye, every breath of his face, and every insult of his colleagues.
Like, he’s the freaking owner of This Flavoured That, and he doesn’t even try to save the people who are dying every second.
He’s got so much money, and if he just throws it at the problem, it will be solved. You know, the government should control what he spends his money on.
Like, the government should use his money to stop evil Communism.