My Car Left Me!
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A lighthearted poem about AI.

My Car Left Me!

I don't think humans should create AI.

I don't think humans should create AI. People think it will be good, but I just don't see why.

I don't think humans should create AI. People think it will be good, but I just don't see why. I know its creation won't make everyone die,

I don't think humans should create AI. People think it will be good, but I just don't see why. I know its creation won't make everyone die, but it won't quite make our happiness soar through the sky.

Jobs, purpose, money will all be gone.

Jobs, purpose, money will all be gone. "How do you like my phone? His name is John."

Jobs, purpose, money will all be gone. "How do you like my phone? His name is John." "Is your refrigerator running?" will no longer be a joke.

Jobs, purpose, money will all be gone. "How do you like my phone? His name is John." "Is your refrigerator running?" will no longer be a joke. "I didn't treat it well, so it ditched me for new folks."

I dread the day that AI becomes real.

I dread the day that AI becomes real. I don't want to care how my toaster feels.

I dread the day that AI becomes real. I don't want to care how my toaster feels. My computer judging me for the things that I do,

I dread the day that AI becomes real. I don't want to care how my toaster feels. My computer judging me for the things that I do, "Ha! This is your third hour on YouTube!"

The school intercom will attempt blackmail.

The school intercom will attempt blackmail. "Fred is dumb," it says, "and at school, he fails."

The school intercom will attempt blackmail. "Fred is dumb," it says, "and at school, he fails." Talking on the phone and the phone replies,

The school intercom will attempt blackmail. "Fred is dumb," it says, "and at school, he fails." Talking on the phone and the phone replies, "I thought you hated Fred! Why do you talk to these guys?

My microwave will laugh at me for eating left-overs.

My microwave will laugh at me for eating left-overs. My washing machine judging my socks with lucky clovers.

My microwave will laugh at me for eating left-overs. My washing machine judging my socks with lucky clovers. The man in the "walk" light trying to escape.

My microwave will laugh at me for eating left-overs. My washing machine judging my socks with lucky clovers. The man in the "walk" light trying to escape. The dishwasher eating the scraps from my plate!

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