Donald Trump, also known as that orange thing that people love to hate, has commented on “The Mildly Catastrophic War”, otherwise known as the Easter Island versus Kazakhstan War.
People were outraged when Donald said, in front of the UN representatives of both countries at the recent conference,
“I think that the people of Djibouti need to get off of their lazy butts and sacrifice more to join in on the action!
” After later explaining his actions, Trump admitted, “I want Djibouti to conquer both nations because I only have the technology to crash Djibouti’s entire economy from the push of a button.
That way, when Djibouti captures both feeble nations, I can kill three birds with one stone!” Canada supports the suggestion for unknown reasons.