Is a “Go team”, to much to ask?
Coaching is such a disagreeable task
Will you give a happy cheer, or a proud smile?
Instead you jeer, and spew bile.
“Down with the other team!” “We must win this game!",
The skills my child’s learning might gain them (or me) fame.”
Scream, shout, and fight with the umps,
Encourage your child to give other’s bumps.
Spend all your money towards a new ball and bat.
Tell other parents that their child is fat.
“My child will be great, just wait and see,
Who gives a damn that they’re only three?”