Cat Vs. Dogs
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booksnbandsHi I like to read. I love to rant. Bye.
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Don't you just love- never mind.

Cat Vs. Dogs

by booksnbands

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Cats are lazy and don't like going on walks. Most of the time anyway. But dogs love walks and playing fetch. Not my kind of thing.

2

You can buy adorable sweaters for dogs; you can even put them on them without getting your face torn off. Cats, not so much.

3

Cats are like men. They will vomit and not clean it up. Now dogs on the other hand... Don't get me started. I think you know my point here.

4

Dogs drink toilet water. So when the lick you it smells like crap. Cats' tongues feel like sandpaper. I think cats win on this statement.

5

When cats are in heat they are so loud and annoying. It drives me insane. Dogs are just excited all the time. (If you catch my drift....)

The Winner Is.....

Dogs!

They are amazing at all things. Especially cuddles.

Goodbye World!

Talk next time..

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