He flies in a private jet....oh wait.....
Actually, looks like Bernie flies with the rest of us....my bad....but wait, there's more
He's always eating fancy dinners with the 1%
If you consider Pizza Hut fancy....it's fancier than Dominos right?
Bernie has a private driver that drives him everywhere
Except for every day when he walks to work. And all other occasions. Actually he may not have a private driver.
He is a cold, rich old man who doesn't care about anything
Except for caring about cats. And birds
He doesn't care about his supporters, just about winning
Except when he takes care of a woman who passed out at his campaign speech. And made sure she was okay when the ambulance came
He wants to build a giant wall to block Mexico
Wait....that might be a different guy
He's not respected by anybody
Except for Hillary Clinton, who signed this letter thanking him for his commitment to real healthcare in 1993
So yea....Bernie Sanders everybody