B is for Bullshit
B.efore I tell you about my fucked up existence, I need you to
U.nderstand a few things. 1. I may or may not be crazy. 2. I won't
L.ie to you about anything, regardless of how crazy I am. 3. Shit could get
L.ess than desirable at times. But at least you'll know I'm
S.erious. As fuck. Okay? So let's get into this, shall we?
H.e is dreamy. Like a Greek model. You know, the dark hair, bright green,
I.ntense eyes that will pierce your soul, and a big pearly white smile. But...
T.his is the moment it's important to remember: looks can be deceiving.