Prince William used to call the Queen Gary because he couldn't say Granny!
Her Maj Betty Windsor as some like to say Been hanging around here for many a day
Bit of a legend at 93 Gonna let go yet Just you wait and see
Lives in a Palace With Phil 98 Got lots of soldiers protecting her gate
From Truman to Trump She's met them all Given them dinner And put on a ball
We take it for granted She'll always be there With her sparkly old crown And her no nonsense air
One day she'll pop off Then what will we do She's strong and she's stable Like Brittanic Glue
Without Liz in the Palace We won't have a clue