I was the family short arse The tiny in the bunch Second of my siblings I'm the milkman's That's the hunch!
No one is less than 6ft 1.822 meters in new money I just reached 5ft 7 And of course, they think it's funny
I could never see in mirrors They were all fixed at dad's height And they put their elbows on my head Coz that's hilarious Right!
But I don't think it screwed me up As the middle one of three I quite like being average I'm happy being me
If I want to end up taller I just sling on my heels But I never tease my daughter [5'3] Because I know how it feels