Revenge Best served cold A memory to hold Such a sweet little treat
But just a touch Too much Can poison the soul When eaten whole
Take now and again As an antidote to pain Revenge is a wine That tastes divine
An aristocratic lady in England Found that her husband was cheating on her! She cut one leg off each of his Savile Row Suits, then she collected all the wine from his priceless collection. She spent the night leaving a bottle on the doorstep of everyone in the village where she lived! Classy!