My black eye is a badge of honour I was defending someone From unwanted attention
She was grateful He was pushy So I told him to back off He threw a punch I wasn't quick enough He decked me
But I made a friend That's good when you are new We were both called to the office to explain And Harold got the naughty step
Well we call it that Really it's a place where you can cool down They check your meds to see if they need topping up
My son thinks it's hilarious In trouble for brawling at the age of 85 My name is Mrs Dorothy Prince But you can call me Dolly!