Things I heard in English class
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Things I heard in English class

Boy- ¨ she posted a picture of me and said she lost 200 pounds¨

Teacher- ¨the lake rose 3 times as high¨ Class- ¨ok¨ Teacher- ¨so yall don't care?¨

Teacher- ¨ we are doing a handout today¨ Boy- ¨i don't do handouts i work for my stuff¨

Teacher- ¨shh Jesse you have work to do Jesse- ¨ yea i have a lot of work to do

Boy- so am i still banned from the bathroom? Teacher- its not that your banned we just have to limit the people we let go A couple of guys surrounding him- MaYbe If YoU wEnt In thEre To PeE anD NoT gO LivE On InsTagRaM

Girl- ¨oh somebody's iphone 11 with a red case fell out of their back pocket

Boy- i don't think hes in the joking mood

Boy-’wassup lil boy

Boy- MY BOBCAT IS FLOATING AWAY

Boy- honestly its so hard i just wanna slide up on her story and tell her you are the best thing shes ever gonna have

Boy- wack her kids around

Girl- *whipering* Bethany Me- what? Girl- I love you

Boy- can i move up cause i cant see Teacher- no Boy- what? This school is ridiculous

Boy- *fake crying * Girl- ¨Can you shut up like you are so annoying¨ Another boy- ¨Just date already¨

me- ¨is this chocolate a dollar?¨ girl- ¨YES, PLEASE BUY ONE¨

*Me drinking Tea* boy- ¨you and that damn bottle of tea¨

THESE NEXT FEW SLIDES ARE THINGS THAT WERE SAiD BETWEEN ME AND MY # BESTFRIENDS

me- ¨what if essence didnt have arms¨ essence- WHy me jonathon- we would have to pull her around in a wagon

jonathon- do you guys wanna do soemthing one weekend me- yea, we can go to the fair jonathon- i mean i guess you can come

**Our pizzas just getting out of the oven and we are excited because u know, food ** gracie drops her pizza me and jonathon start laughing gracie cries jonathon- really bethany?? why would you laugh at her

*Me reading as Jonathon walks in** jonathon- ew who reads me- i do jon- ew me- and gracie jon- well reading is cool

gracie- *texting me*- bethany the bus is about to leave hurry up me- im coming im coming

me sitting down on the bus jonathon- ew who brings a brown paper bag me- says the one with a white paper bag

jonathon flicking the back of my neck me- its too early to be doing this jonathon- its never too early to be mean to you

gracie- shirley can eat my webbed toes essence - what gracie- croak on me beach

jonathon- ya know those 2 guys that really stink, i think imma spray good smelling stuff and ¨ accidentally ¨ aim it at them

there are so much more but i will do a whole other thing on that bc we are literal crackheads

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