A fine looking gentlemen was sitting in a drawing room.
He was wearing a tweed hunting suit and smoked a briar pipe.
It was the London to Bath through train.
Another man entered the drawing room.
He made great hub-bub dressed in a cashmere suit.
The second gentleman sat with his gold headed cane displayed
The second man started a conversation introducing himself.
"The name: Smythe-Woodley, retired Brigadier.
Married to Lady Smythe Woodley for 48 years."
"Two sons, one a Chief Surgeon at Queens Hospital."
"The other, Lord Justice of Appeals."
"The Name is O'Flaherty, retired Sergeant-Major"
"50 women, never married."
"Two sons, both Brigadiers."