I was nervouser than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I wasn't sure my underarm deodorant would hold up. I was wearing my Sunday go to meeting pants.
How am I going to act?
Damn, I hope I don't fart in front of her. I don't know about putting my arm around her at the picture show. Holding hands is cool if my hands aren't too sweaty.
Kiss her goodnight.
I haven't eaten garlic or onions all week. If I don't try will she think I find her ugly. What should I do with my eyeglasses when I kiss. Tongue or no tongue. That is a huge unknown.
Supper before or after the movie?
Will she get hungry during the picture show? Will I, will my stomach grumble? What if she orders spaghetti?
Comfortable, hell no!
What if she is more aggressive than I want to be? Will I offend her? Do people die on their first date?
What if she's not my type?
When do I know? How can I ditch her? What if she invites me in and I don't want to go? Can I just leave?
The date is in an hour, is it too late to call it off?
Will she be angry? Will it ruin my reputation? Can I move away and change my name? Is this how General Custer felt?