In the south of France
Rene were walking along the beach. He came upon a female body.
Paul happened one the scene
Rene called Paul come here. Stay here while I get help.
Rene returned with a gendarme
They found Paul making passionate love to the corpse.
The would be rescuer are shocked
Paul Paul!!! What are you doing. That woman is dead!
Paul was shocked.
Mon Dieu! I though she was an American!