mediocre doofus moron blues
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bernardtwindwil
bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.fun
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A blues cantata in 6/8 beat. Think, "House of the Rising Sun, Blues in the Night, Dreaming (Cream)" and just sing along. I think the blues are uplifting. You listen and say, "I thought I had it bad...but, that poor sucker singing this song..wow..I ain't got it that bad.

mediocre doofus moron blues

Sittin' here tryin' to cope Tokin' a bowl of hope Did not pay on the cable So now I ain't streamn' able

I'd like t'play my old fiddle But the bow done got brittle I sure ain't got no clues I really got the blues

My girl won't be over She gotta hangover I think she's been cheatin' With some redneck cretin

shoulda paid the man I'm just doin' what I can I shoulda paid the man

I'm one hot dog under I'm a bunless wonder I don't mean to confuse I sure do got the blues

My dog's kinda trippy Dresses like a hippy He's gonna leave me too Cause I smoke too much boo

To leave my weary life Avoidn' my dreary wife Wife and girlfriend too much I may be losin' touch

I shoulda paid the man I'm just doin' what I can I shoulda paid the man

Anyone gotta a dollar three ninety five to loan me until Tuesday?

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