A girl, sweet and innocent.
A boy handsome and honest.
She invites him to her house.
He knocks on the door.
She panics and hides after saying "Come in."
He enters the house. He looks everywhere.
He calls out, "Where are you?"
She answers, "I'm hiding."
He says " I'm sad because I wanted to make love to you."
She said, "I'm hiding in the hall closet."