I am a whore
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bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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I am a whore

by bernardtwindwil

Oh yeah, I have noshame

Wave the filthy lucre before me and I'm on my back

I walk the streets of electronic and real domain

Offering myself for compliments, praise, attaboys, and fame.

What it takes to make me your pawn

Tell me a joke then roll me a smoke I'll lay on your mattress til dawn. Tell me story either sweet or gory and I am your swan.

I can be procurred for greater prize

Offer me dessert then gaze into my eyes. Cookies or cakes, pies, and ice cream make it a surprise.

If you want it quickly

Tell me a joke that's sickly. Puns are ok just do it strictly.

Enough for now we'll meet up somehow.

Dark alley or garden gate whatever your Mom will allow.

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