How to endear yourself to your date.
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bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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How to endear yourself to your date.

by bernardtwindwil

Relax, be who you really are

Meet your own expectations, not the expectation of others. If they can't fall for you, they are worth having.

Show your true colors but don't show off.

You had enough on show to be asked out. Don't embarrass yourself or your date by being overly flamboyant. You don't have to blow away anyone.

Being you does not mean being nasty

Take a shower. Wash your armpits with shaving cream. Brush your teeth. Use bicarbonate if you have halitosis.

Be pleasant. Don't complain. Don't gossip.

Your ideas are wonderful, let them out a little at a time. But don't be pushed into doing things you do not want to.

Strictly limit yourself on booze, pot, and tobacco products

Being who you are is not being who you are under behavioral modifying chemicals.

Bring a puppy

Have regard for your own dignity. Puppies are affection whores. If you need a puppy, bring one.. Don't act like one.

Take it slowly

This won't be your last date ever. You don't need to hop in bed and make vows of forever with this date. Be cool, chill, put the brakes on your passion.

Don't play games. Don't introduce drama.

People play games because they are not sure of themselves. People initiate drama when they think that they are boring. Be real!

Relax and try to enjoy yourself.

Don't be too eager to please. Don't make yourself a target of a manipulator. This ain't your first rodeo even if it is.

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mitchelBronze Comma"Fight it,take the pain,ignite it"
4 months agoReply
Really good one!:) this can rescue so many dates😂 I liked it very much!:)

wethedreamersCommabassadorAnd we're a million miles away.
5 months agoReply
"Bring a puppy." The best advice I wish everyone knew. I'm just smiling. :)

bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
5 months agoReply
Got the puppy so I'm good to go! ;o) Nice one!

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
5 months agoReply
@tabnash24 Oh, yes they do. But there is not off. They only turn you on. I will never share with my grandchildren the tales of my raging hormones.

tabnash24Silver CommaYou'll know me as you read ;)
5 months agoReply
@bernardtwindwil Yeah, it definitely is strange and sad but then again, you know hormones got no remote controls. 😂

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
5 months agoReply
@tabnash24 Isn't it strange how beautiful and intelligent young women give up their dignity and self-actualization to some young jerk with a dirty jacket and a bad hairdo.

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5 months agoReply
Nice one and btw, I really liked that puppy part - "If you need a puppy, bring one... Don't be one. " 😆