How to be a stud muffin.
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bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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This is for all the nerdy types
and the terminally shy
This is the dating bible
Go forth and stud

How to be a stud muffin.

by bernardtwindwil

No matter your physique You just can't be a geek

You must fake being erudite also fake that you are polite

Act moody like you're deep Even if you're a shallow creep

Wear a black jacket unzipped And a cigarette lightly lipped

Act like love is a stranger Add just a touch of danger

If she questions your respect You probably should deflect

Have an excuse at the ready If she wants to go steady

You just have to be cool To make the ladies drool

I have given you the book Now dangle the hook

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bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
a year ago
Please think about this

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
a year ago
Homework thy hideous wraith
In my day it was cavework

bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
10 months ago
The only star that matters
I am sure you'll all agree



bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
7 months agoReply
@bryanthomas Thank you for the comment. I reluctantly have to admit to using some of these techniques.

bryanthomasGifted WriterIn my spare time I juggle fog.
7 months agoReply
I could have done with this advice forty years ago! ;o)