How I commaful.
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bernardtwindwil
bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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How I commaful.

by bernardtwindwil

If you follow me,

I love you. I follow you and I will comment on everything you write. If I don't, give me a nudge.

If you don't follow me,

I love you. I follow you and I will comment on everything you write. If I don't, give me a nudge.

I will try to comment on any new story.

You write it, I'll read it. I will comment. If someone doesn't comment, it's like spitting in the wind.

When you read my comments,

I am usually generous with praise. I do offer constructive critiques. Usually I am a cheerleader. I may prod.

I have been known for sarcasm, parody, wit, and humor.

Take anything you thing is insulting and see if fits into one of those categories before you get hurt feelings. Nudge me, say WTHeck.

I would rather do this than sit and wait for the Grim Reaper

I am an old cowboy. I am running out of round-ups. I need a boost to get into my pick up. I can still read, write and think pretty well. So I commaful.

I will offer pithy bits of wisdom.

Wisdom is telling other people not to screw up like you did.

I have loved. I have learned I have laughed I have lived

I am a born story teller. Pick a subject, I have a story about it. I look at my life as an ongoing humor novel. I am told I stated laughing before one year of age. Laughter is a prayer.

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