A note to a 16 year old me
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bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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I decided this was a great idea. I think I have a different perspective from most of you.

A note to a 16 year old me

by bernardtwindwil

Stop being such an uptight sanctimonious tight ass

Have more fun give me more memories that make me laugh through the hard times.

Grade point average is not nearly important as your CPK

CPK is your cost per kiss. Kiss until you have a case of the 'blue balls'. Brush you lips against hers. Don't buy cheap unmemorable kisses.

A note of thanks

Thank you for not smoking. Thank you for not drinking alcohol. I wish I could say the same for pot, you freak.

Thank you for making me a man

Thank you for taking "NO" for an answer when a girl said no. Thank you for learning how to treat a lady when she said yes. Thank you for calling her the next day.

more...

Thank you for never taking advantage of a drunk of drugged girl. Thank you for my sense of honor and decency.

Watch out for entangling relationships. Stay close to Family

If the chick is nuts steer clear. I know you will fall into the trap at least twice. Keep better track and in touch with your extended family. That will comfort you in your dotage.

Don't drive so damn fast.

You will wreck three gorgeous cars and two beat-up pick-ups. It will cost you some moral high ground with your sons.

Your children will think you're an asshole

Don't worry about. When they have their own kids they will think you are a fucking genius. Even though they say they never will, they will sound just like you.

You are going to meet the perfect woman for you.

Be ready. Be able to love. Do the right thing. Cherish her. Protect her. She thinks she tougher than she will be. Honor her and always be on her side.

Just one more thing..

I don't know for a fact, but I'm told that the pot is about 20 times stronger now. So hold on buddy. 67 more years and you'll be here.

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bernardtwindwilGifted WriterGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
7 months ago
To women canto #1
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bernardtwindwilGifted WriterGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
10 months ago
A feral life: I took a walk on the wild side.
We all have different childhood dreams.

bernardtwindwilGifted WriterGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
7 months ago
Limerick



tabnash24You'll know me as you read ;)
3 months agoReply
This left a smile on my face I don't know why. It's kind of like a reminder on how to do things right, thanks for sharing your experience Grandy! Someday, I wish to write to my young self too. By the way, it's been a while, I hope you and your family are doing well. 😇

bryanthomasIn my spare time I juggle fog.
3 months agoReply
'Skunk' is the strong pot in the UK - you can smell it from 50 yards!

bernardtwindwilGifted WriterGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
3 months agoReply
@writerlucy1381 @michaelschulze Thank you both. I voted for Ted because the Republican establishment in Texas hates him. Sending him to Washington is a great way to get the asshole out of the neighborhood.

writerlucy1381Marshmallow center, hard candy shell.
3 months agoReply
I fell all the way down at the pic of Ted behind "your children will think you're an asshole". 😂

3 months agoReply
Well i still drive way to fast and pot only made me sick but the rest was the best advice you could ever have given yourself