Please don't be a country music fan
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average_guy
average_guy Yes, this is a pen name.
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She of poem one, a truly interesting vibe Tomorrow may be the day- based on what I have analyzed

Please don't be a country music fan

She of poem one, a truly interesting vibe

Tomorrow may be the day- based on what I have analyzed

But suddenly, a thought came by

If she were to like country music, how would I survive?

Oh Gods of all religion,

A man not usually am I,

Nor am I of superstition,

To you all I pray oh my,

Please don't let her be a country music fan.

A few songs commonly misunderstood,

Like old western guitar, and Johnny cash

Those I can tolerate, they are mildly good,

But God oh God, country music sucks ass

Please don't be a country music fan.

I get it, humans have flaws,

But country music makes my ears bleed,

Along with clench and lock my jaws

Who dared plant country music's first toxic seed?

However shall I go one if she is a country music fan?

No body or breast or heart or chest,

Could excuse the divine ruse of a country fan muse,

What sick life is this, a possible test?

All the songs are- meth, tractors, and booze,

Why must there be country music fans?

Out of all of life's tricks

Played on me

This perhaps would be the sickest

Life- shame on thee,

Please don't let her be a country music fan.

Please don't be a country music fan.

~Just an average guy

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