Hey pips, it's your boy Hermes with another message again but before you read my message...
Check out this funny picture.
I hope that made you smile.
One more thing there's something going on with my cat, can cats take selfies?
Because I left my cat Buttercup with my phone and this is what I found...
If your cat also takes selfies please let me know because I'm freaking out!
Dear Girls When a boy gathers the courage to come and tell you that he loves you, please consider what he has gone through just to tell you that message before turning him down. Hermes
This is a real life incident that happened to me so don't laugh.
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What's going on?
Where am I?
Where am I? Are those doctors that I see?
My vision becomes clearer,
My vision becomes clearer, indeed they're doctors
Why are they looking at me like that?
How did I end up in hospital?
How did I end up in hospital? Just then it all came back to me
I was at school
When my best friend Michael, told me I had to gather courage
and approach the girl I had a crush on..
I really liked Maddie
She was sooo pretty..
That whenever I saw her
That whenever I saw her I just felt like I was going crazy
And now Michael was telling me to go over to her
And now Michael was telling me to go over to her.. and tell her I loved her
It wasn't going to be easy, that I was sure
It's not like I was going to walk over to her and be like..
Umm...I love you
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
I love you too!
Now come gimme a kiss, will you?
Well I had to try, so I got up and started walking over to her
Well I had to try, so I got up and started walking over to her I had a feeling this wasn't going to end well
But I kept walking
But I kept walking like a soldier going to war
But I kept walking like a soldier going to war I wasn't gonna give up now
Just then she looked over to me
And my heart started beating abnormally
My legs became shaky..
Oh God! What was happening to me?
I was sweating like crazy
I wasn't going to make it!
I wasn't going to make it! I had to abort
I was going to have a panic attack!
But it was too late!
She had already seen me!
Her face expression didn't look so good...she hated me...what was she thinking??
I couldn't abort!!!
"Hey there" she said to me
Are you okay?
Everything seemed to be spinning now
And everything was now blurry
And everything was now blurry Before I knew what was happening,
There was silence.
There was silence. And everything turned black.
I hope this made you smile. If this gets a lot of likes, I'll write part 2. Hermes