You've woken up on the cold dusty floor of this barren, dark room. Before noticing anything else, you feel a paper in your hands. On the paper it reads:
"Welcome to hell, your new home! Here are some rules to help you stay alive:
1: If you wake up in a different room than you fell asleep in, **DO NOT LOOK AT THE CEILING.**
2: If there is no doorknob on a door, **DO NOT TOUCH THE DOOR.** Feel the walls until you are pulled through one.
3: If you hear footsteps to the side of, or above you, lay flat on the ground until you have *fully sunken through the floor*.
3.5: If you hear footsteps below you, **get up a floor as fast as you can**.
4: Do **not** talk to the man on the stairs.
5: If you come across a humanoid being in a **lit** hallway, maintain eye contact until it has left the hall.
6: **Never** drink the water. **Always** drink the blood.
7: Swallow **any** teeth you find.
8: If it is eating you, laughter is it's poison.
9: If your skin begins falling off, **make sure you take it with you**.
10: Place a **sacrifice** on the pentagram to leave the room.
11: Do **not** follow the sounds of chewing.
12: **Let the dogs taste your blood, resistance is what gets you killed.**
13: There is no sunlight. There never was any sunlight. There never will be any sunlight. Do not believe that it is sunlight.
14: If you meet another sane human, never let them see you blink.
14.5: Never trust another human that blinks.
15: If you ever find m̳̮̞͉̙̆͑ͥͤͭ͡e̮̞̙̦̎ͯ thank you for your teeth.
They think that Satan is the controller of hell, the king of demons, but that's just a fairytale. I̴̪̰̭͎͍̳̠̒́͒̈́̃̐̾'m actually just someone who knows
m͍̞̗̦̄͐͌̾̿ͫ́͢y̝̙̼͍̪͕͐̈̉͊̔̚͢ way around.