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When Farrah takes a healthy shit Do odors foul the air?
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When Farrah takes a healthy shit -- Anonymous

by WhoresAndWhiskey

When Farrah takes a healthy shit

Do odors foul the air?

The ones that you and I expel,

That rot our underwear?

Or does it hint of frankincense

And other fragrance rare?

I wonder?

 

When Farrah drops her lacy briefs

And nestles down her butt,

Does Farrah scan graffitied walls

And leer at shithouse smut?

Are her feces tapered

So her asshole won't slam shut?

I wonder?

 

Does diarhea ever strike,

Do tacos give her gas?

Do zits adorn her leeward side,

and mar this gorgeous lass?

 

When Farrah takes a healthy shit

Do rectal muscles strain,

To pass a turd of titan size,

Do hemorrhoids cause her pain?

Has constipation ever turned

her bowels to links of chain?

I wonder?

 

When Farrah takes a healthy shit

Do angels on high praise

Their frosty, earthbound protege,

For adopting human ways?

Or do they gag and flap their wings

To clear away the haze?

I wonder?

 

When Farrah oh so beautiful

Must harken to the call,

That nature makes to each of us

The mighty and the small,

I wish I were a toilet seat

behind that hallowed stall,

Or do I?

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