WANTED: SINGER/SONGWRITER Able to pair subversive lyrics with catchy beats in order to create popular songs that are easy to sing along w/.
Also the ability to promote giving into base desires instead of worrying about public issues.
Songs need to pertain to Spontaneous Sex, Mind Altering Substances, Casual Violence, and to Overvalue any feelings resembling Love.
MUST be able to create an air of acceptance around personal failure, poor money management, and relationship issues, also the ability to impress youth with the idea that individualism,
self-thought and hard work are not necessary in society. MUST be able to make Fashion and Likeability synonymous with Overt-Sexuality, and be able to Idolize Drama and Infidelity.
COMPENSATION: Guaranteed Stardom, Transformation into a Sex Symbol, Legal Ambiguity, and to be lusted after by youth of the opposite sex while idolized by youth of the same gender.
Cosmetic and Computer compensation can and will be used to fix physical, vocal or other flaws. APPLY TO Department of Homeland Security, Black Budget, Internal Awareness Prevention Division.